Thirteen-year-old Charlie Neighbors of Land Between The Lakes, Kentucky has torn down his treehouse in his backyard to prevent the bank from taking it over and reselling it.
"I got their stupid notice", Booger (Charlie) told our reporter. "Where am I going to get $500? I made my $25 a month payments until I lost my job delivering newspapers! Can I help it if no one wants to subscribe to newspapers anymore?"
Charlie (Booger) told us about all his special precautions that had won approval by Mother Of All Earth Magazine and from various tree-sitters by using a method of building the treehouse without endangering the tree.
"Be sure to write this up BIG", Booger (Charlie) told us. I'm also calling up the magazine so they can report these bank robbers."
Meanwhile, Charlie (Booger) stated that he had better get busy tearing apart the treehouse and converting it to a doghouse for his Doberman, Rasputin (Fang).
"Let's see them repossess Fang's (Rasputin's) home!"