HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Miley Cyrus recently remarked to her make up artist, Mr. Skippy, that she first realized she liked boyfriend Liam Hemsworth when he opened the door for her at a local Jack-in-The-Box.
Miley was totally floored, but she managed to pick herself back up before anyone actually saw her lying on the ground with her size 5 pink Revlon bikini thong panties exposed.
The 17-year-old teen heartthrob remarked "I was like, ya know, I have lived on the Left Coast since I was umm 14, and ya know that is the very first friggin time that a guy has actually opened the door for me"
Cyrus said that she immediately texted her three best friends including Selena Gomez who was in Tampico, Mexico, visiting her 59-year-old Tia Maria (Aunt Mary) who just had her 23rd baby (all singles).
Miley and Liam, whom she lovingly refers to as Mail (Liam backwards) are trying to keep their relationship as low-key as possible. She smiles and says that sometimes they will go out in disguise. Miley smiled and asked Liam if she could reveal what they do.
The Australian-born Liam blushed and told her that it was probably best if she didn't. She giggled, whispered something in his ear, and he then said, "Okay cutey. Go ahead, what da bloomin' 'ell."
Miley giggled and said that in order to go to places such as restaurants, movie theaters, or sporting events what they do is dress up in the clothes of the opposite gender so that they will not be recognized.
Cyrus said that since his clothes do not fit her and her clothes do not fit him what they have to do is they go to Goodwill Industry Clothing Stores and buy clothes of the opposite sex.
Both Miley and Liam laugh and say that they have already done this little 'cross-dressing' routine four times and it has always worked like a charm.
Liam said that the only thing that he really does not like, but he does it because he knows that it makes Miley happy is Miley's insistence that in the interest of true authenticity Liam wear Miley's Hannah Montana Designer Perfume, Hannah Montana Designer Female Roll-On Deodorant, Hannah Montana designer toe nail polish, as well as Hannah Montana Designer bikini thongs, pantiliners, and tampons as well.
When Liam is asked if that isn't kind of taking the 'cross-dressing' thing a little bit to the extreme he pauses for a moment and says that he agrees and he is going to ask her if he can do away with having to wear the Hannah Montana Designer Female Roll-On Deodorant.
In other news. The 'First Mama' Michelle Obama confessed to her mother that she can hardly wait for the weather to get nice so that she can start wearing sleeveless clothes and piss off some of the presidential news media along with those white nosey-as-hell, blue-haired, old biddy GOP grandmas.