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Saturday, 27 March 2010

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Pamela Anderson said she's really looking forward to her menage-a-trois scene with Ron Jeremy and "Vagina Girl."

VENICE BEACH, California - Left Coast Libido Pictures in association with The Las Labias of Los Angeles Motion Picture Company has announced that they will shortly begin filming on the sequel to the X-rated Well It's Not Going To Lick Itself, which is titled, Well It's Not Going To Lick Itself - The Sexy Sequel.

The new movie will star the most famous male porn star in America Ron Jeremy in the role of Manfred Woodtickler.

Co-starring with Jeremy will be Pamela Anderson who will portray the sexy, sassy, sultry, strumpet Virginia Dibberfelt, an aging pole dancer who falls in love with Woodtickler's 'woody' first and then eventually with Woodtickler himself.

Taylor Lautner will play Dibberfelt's son Ribby, who feels that his mom is at the age where pole dancing has become somewhat of a chore.

Ribby attributes this to the fact that her thighs have now developed industrial cellulite and her legs are starting to show signs of third degree varicose veins.

And on top of that toss in the fact that her once proud, firm, and highly desirable hoo-ha has now become unproud, unfirm, and undesirable because of the fact that it has fallen down and now sits much closer to her knees than it does to her belly button.

Meanwhile "Vagina Girl" whose real name is Chenile Poonisha Pennypacker stars as Ribby's love interest, the lascivious, libidinous, and lustful Vondell Vondufufini, heiress to the Vondufufuni plaster of Paris fortune.

Miss Pennypacker first gained nationwide notoriety when she was a contestant on the dancing reality show, So You Think You Can Dance.

"Vagina Girl" received her somewhat explicit nickname when during one of her performances she slipped and fell causing the beef curtains of her boom boom box to be exposed before a studio audience of 600, and a home viewing audience of 20 million.

Miss Pennypacker, who sports 13 tattoos was asked about the rumor currently circulating throughout California, Nevada, Massachusetts, and Winnipeg that she may be one of Jesse James' "TattooGate's" Cycle Chicks. "Vagina Girl" simply smiled and offered up a "No comment."

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