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Friday, 26 March 2010

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Octomom, has just received an offer to get out from under her financial woes by none other than Hotend Entertainment, a porn industry leader, if she'll make a porn film with 8 men.

But Octomom is saying not so fast. "I am a mother of 14 children; I have to maintain my dignity. I must beg the question, why didn't they ask Kate to do a film? Why does that woman always get the good breaks and I'm sitting here getting hit on by sleazy guys in one-hour hotels, asking me to take my clothes off to save my family? And with 8 guys? Oh yeah, that is like so ironic. They can't even count. I have 14 children."

Octomom, one supposes, should be a bit flattered as Hotend is the same outfit responsible for giving Kim Kardashian her big break by distributing a movie in which she appeared with rap star Ray J.

Said Kardashian, when she heard the news, "She should hold out on this one. If I were her, I'd go ahead and make a sex tape on my own terms, let it get into the wrong hands, and when they do - and they will - distribute the tape, sue them for enough money to not only keep her house, but to set her and her kids up for the next few years with no worries."

But that takes time and Octomom is starting foreclosure in the face at this very moment.

There are talks that Octomom may be able to work out a deal to appear on a reality show that features other women in the world of make believe, such as Sarah Palin as a writer, Kate Gosselin as a dancer, and Ann Coulter as an actual woman.

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