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Thursday, 25 March 2010

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In yet another bombshell dropped by Jesse James, he admits that not only is he attracted to heavily tattooed ladies, but he has a penchant for overweight and bearded women as well.

"I grew up around the circus," he said. My cousin was a tight-rope walker and every Saturday, I'd go down to where she trained and we'd walk around and she'd introduce me to all her friends. The freaks were the most interesting people I met. The bearded lady would sit me on her lap and nuzzle her bearded chin on my little cheek and I swear it was divine."

"What got me on the tattoos was one day I walked past the tattooed lady's tent while she was getting dressed. She had her back to me, and as she was pulling up her undies, she had a beautiful butterfly tattooed across both cheeks. That did it for me. I was hooked. I swore right then and there that I'd spend the rest of my days trying to catch a peek of every tattoo on a woman's body in places only their lover's were privy to see."

James has asked Sandra to get some tattoos but she's always denied him that pleasure. That, folks say, is the reason he's had to get his fix from other places. Said his manager, "if Sandra knew how many hot over-size women Jesse has been courting, she'd have a cow, no pun intended."

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