Even old hands at reporting in Hollywood are getting mixed-up with who's who and what's what these days.
According to the latest news in "Hollywood Blue", Kristen Stewart who has been battling with another vampire lady has ran head first into a real vamp...Angelina Jolie!
"Here I was worrying about Rob and Nina Dobrev and I hear that Angelina Jolie was also after him. I thought, why she's an old woman! But then it got even more weird, now she's apparently after me!"
Stewart says that this whole mess of New york City and Hollywood should teach her and Pattinson a lesson and that we should head somewhere that isn't so weird.
"Of course I'd heard that she was bi-sexual, or even worse, had married Billy Bob Thornton who is another species, but I had no idea her eyes were on me."
This was apparently what was so funny when Angie was asked about her having an eye on Pattison and saying he was "a little boy".
So what is Kristen?
"This is worse than the movies", Stewart reportedly told 'Blue'. That creature is a real vamp!"