SIOUX CITY, Iowa - The most famous tattooed woman in the world Michelle McGee, aka "Bombshell," aka "Tit For Tat," aka "The Human Tattoo Catalog" has admitted that yes she personally did all of her tattoos using the famous Ronco Color-By-Numbers Tattooing Process.
McGee said that she did not want anyone to know that she had done the tattoos herself because the tattoos are so fabulously perfect that no one would believe that she was capable of such professionally talented work.
She said that she learned the fine art of body defacing at the tender age of 21, from Madame Ta-Ta-Ta down in New Orleans.
Madame Ta-Ta-Ta is best known for providing some of her famous tattoo art work on the bodies of such well-known female celebrities as Cher, Angelina Jolie, Amy Winehouse, Betty White, and amazingly enough Condoleezza Rice.
The Madame also noted that she even provided Rush Limbaugh with a tattoo of the three letters GOP which El Rusho asked to be put on his scrotum. She was asked how much she charged him and she stated that the job cost $168 for labor plus 85 cents for ink.
In a related tattoo story. Bachelor Jake Pavelka's future-bride Vienna has told Larry King that the rumors about her having a tattoo of a of a rose put on her sphincter are totally false. She angrily said that she has no idea where that rumor and the one about her having a Jon Gosselin 3-inch wiggle worm originated from.