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Topics: Canada, Ann Coulter

Wednesday, 24 March 2010

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Ann Coulter's personal hair dryer, which one Ottawa student threatened to take and stick up her skinny 'Klondike.'

OTTAWA, Canada - The University of Ottawa now has the distinction of being the only university in the world to flat out tell Ann "Trigger Face" Coulter that she is not welcome.

Coulter, which rhymes with 'shithead' replied that even the lousiest colleges in America like Arkansas' Pumpkin State University and Tumbleweed College in Dallas still adhere to the adage that free speech is still free.

Ann, aka the GOPrincess, had her 6 foot 2 inch, 87 pound GOP ego smashed pretty much beyond repair. Coulter of the long, stringy, flea market looking, dishwater blonde hair pointed out that she now knows why no one likes to visit Canada.

She blew her 'horsey honker' and said that the people are totally rude beyond belief - even ruder than Philadelphia Eagles fans, Howard "The Hairdo From Hell" Stern, and Simon "The Sultan of Sarcasm" Cowell.

Coulter noted "You know it is interesting that I have been heckled in every single state in America, plus Mexico, Panama, Scotland, and even in Botswana, where none of the (N-WORD DELETED BY EDITOR) even freakin understand English. But I had never been heckled in a country whose leading export is Margarita ice."

Annie, as no one calls her, grinned, took a bite of one of her five Hostess Twinkies and said that the students of the University of Ottawa heckled her in the worst French accent that she has ever heard. She said that no wonder tuition to the college is only $7 per semester.

Coulter went on to say that roughly 85 percent of the college graduates from Ottawa U. go on to work in either lumber mills, reindeer breeding sanctuaries, McDonald's, or Montana.

SIDENOTE: One of Ann Coulter's two bodyguards Tyrone "Biggun" Washington upon arriving on the campus of the University of Ottawa and seeing the thousands of protesters turned to Coulter and asked for an 'on-the-spot' raise. Coulter immediately agreed to it.

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