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Tuesday, 23 March 2010

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After all the gossip column buzzing about Robert Pattinson being seen with Nina Dobrev of "The Vampire Diaries" last week, Kristen Stewart told reporters, including ours, that Ms. Dobrev had better watch her step.

"Rob is easy going and naturally he would want to help out on the new TV series and the actors, but that's all it is", stated a firm-mouthed Kristen Stewart.

Stewart then stated that she believes it's all one big publicity stunt anyway.

"If they can connect up the television series with our Twilight movies, of course they are going to go after Rob or any other way they can lump both series together."

While, Nina Dobrev could not be reached for comment, Kristen added that "You noticed that she didn't really 'say' they were an item, because they...are...not!!"

When we finally caught up with Robert Pattinson with Taylor Lautner later on, we asked him about it.

"I'd rather not discuss it. You know, I wonder how Count Dracula handled these situations with the ladies?", he laughed.

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