HOLLYWOOD - After being off for one year Dancing With The Stars British Judge Len Goodman quickly shows that he is still as grouchy, crotchety, and cantankerous as ever.
He hammered Shannon Doherty so hard with his remarks that he reduced TV's 'Bad Girl' to tears. He told astronaut Buzz Aldrin that he has a pet schnauzer that can dance better than him, and he told Kate Gosselin that if she could dance half as good as she can pop out kids she could be the next Ginger Rogers.
The old British codger makes that other Brit Simon Cowell appear like a little baby poodle by comparison. At times, one wonders if perhaps Len's shorts are just too tight because the way he makes faces there is something terribly wrong.
Looney Len seriously needs to give up his judges seat and give it to someone who would certainly be nicer in comparison such as Ann Coulter, Howard Stern, or any member of the Ku Klux Klan.
So far throughout the past seasons Goodman has been very lucky that one of the black sports celebrity dancers didn't grab him by the collar the way he talked to them and belittled them before the American viewing audience.
One of this years celebrity dancers is the fiery tempered Chad Ochocinco, so this could very well be the year that we see judge Len Goodman get picked up and spiked like an NFL football. Go 85! Go 85! Go 85!
In other news. Dick Cheney is missing. He has not been seen in more than five weeks. And the interesting thing is that no one seems to give an effen sh*t about the lying "WMDick."