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Monday, 22 March 2010

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Michelle "The Bombshell" McGee has a cat named Tinkle that she says knows how to surf the Web.

HOLLYWOOD - "Tattoo Tart" Michelle McGee is rumored to be a Dancing With The Stars standby, in the event that one of the celebrity dancers should get hurt and not be able to continue.

McGee replied that she would be thrilled to become a possible last minute replacement. When asked if she can dance, she said that she has had a little bit of experience, but that it was mostly of the 'pole variety' type of dancing.

She did say that she is a quick learner and that she has a great sense of humor, a fabulous personality, and one of the cutest-looking tattooed fuzzy muzzies west of the Mississippi.

McGee was asked if everything that has been written about her and Jesse James is true. She grinned, rubbed five of her tattoos and remarked that it is all true except for the one statement that is being put out by Fox News that says that she has a tattoo of President Barack Obama tattooed on one of her ovaries.

"The Bombshell" smiled and said that she used to have his face tattooed on her left ovary but due to some kind of a chemical reaction with KY Jelly and groin sweat the tattoo got completely rubbed off.

In other news. Lindsay Lohan reportedly told Perez Hilton that the reason that she liked Samantha Ronson so much was because she had a bigger one than Jon Gosselin.

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