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Monday, 22 March 2010

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Donald Trump's personal cruise ship, The SS Comb Over, on which Sinbad will travel to Scotland.

MANHATTAN - After having some pretty bad 'Kodak Moments' on the latest edition of The Celebrity Apprentice comedian Sinbad was fired by Donald Trump.

But then "The Hairdo" really rubbed it in by telling Sinbad the Sailor to set sail for Scotland where he can buy a kilt and change his name to Oh Sinbad (O'Sinbad!).

Sinbad was definitely not a happy camper, but at least he left without destroying the campsite like Melissa Rivers did when she was eliminated last year.

Fifty-six year old Cyndi Lauper decided to lead a few New Yorkers in singing her 1983 song hit "Girls Just Want To Have Fun" and by the looks of it, at least she had fun.

Had she been singing on American Idol, Randy "The Dawg" Jackson would have said, "Dawg, check it out, it was pitchy. Wow, it just didn't do it for me. Sorry dude."

Ellen would have asked her if she could at least cook. Kara would have missed her performance since she would have been too busy hanging all over Simon, and Simon would have said, "Look, if I can be honest, that was a horrible, horrible, mess. Ah, did I say it was horrible?"

And Ryan "Sparky" Seacrest would have asked, "Okay, Simon, so what can Cyndi do to improve her voice?"

"It's really very simple Ryan - Cyndi just needs to stop singing. The circus folded up their tent and left town a long time ago."

Some of the shows highlights included 87-year-old Sharon Osbourne coughing, and hacking, and coughing, and hacking all over the cupcakes that she was handing out to angry New Yorkers.

Former WWE diva Maria Kanellis, pronounced (Kan-SEXY) certainly provided the required quota of "Eye Candy," as did Victoria's Secret panties model Selita "Money In The" Ebanks.

Poison lead singer Bret Michaels provided the 'pouting/spoiled rock star' element.

Celebrity chef Curtis Stone baked a cake in the shape of El Donaldo Trump's hairdo. And then wrestler Bill Goldberg proceeded to completely eat the four layer cake in four bites.

Maria Kanellis provided the much-needed "Eye Candy" while New York Yankee slash New York Met star Daryl Strawberry stood around saying things like, "Yep, dis be New York," "Hey have anyone seen my bat?" "And dudes, what I gots in my locker is no ones biness but mine's and my locker's."

Unknown actress Holly Robinson Peete, who appeared in the 1990s TV show Hangin' With Mr. Cooper (which only about 3,000 or so people saw) showed everyone that she is just as good looking as Halle Berry and Alicia Keys.

Ex-Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich got mistaken for Donnie Osmond by two female tourists who were either from Iran, Iraq, India, or Indianapolis. Their accent was a little hard to discern over Blagojevich's campaign speech and balloon handing out promotion.

It should be pointed out, and I think that I will, that Blagojevich's hairdo is in the same "Hair Ballpark" as his boss, mentor, and check signer Donald Trumpojevich.

And last but not least "Eye Candy" was provided by the sexy-as-hell 28-year-old Maria Kanellis.

In a related story. Joan Rivers did not appear as a guest-bitch on this edition of Celebrity Apprentice.

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