For years now, many people have been labouring under the misapprehension that Ashton Kutcher is a woman, when all along, Ashton Kutcher was - and still is - a man!
Non-movie buffs it seems just thought that Ashton Kutcher was a girl, because of the name, which doesn't sound as macho or manly as, say for example Clint Granite, or Tom Kickass, but we can confirm exclusively that there's nothing effeminite about Ashton Kutcher, in part because he's married to Hollywood A-Lister Demi Moore.
Who is a little older than Ashton, truth to tell, not that it makes any difference because they don't seem to mind at all.
In fact, Ashton Kutcher is quite a big name in show business circles, actor, producer, and frequent chat show guest who appears to have an impeccable CV
Until this year.
Our researcher found that Ashton Kutcher is currently involved in a movie project, and that the title of the movie is to be 'Fuckbuddies'
On first reading Fuckbuddies doesn't seem an ideal choice for a movie title. Indeed, the Spoof's editor would probably never in a million years publish an article with the word Fuckbuddies contained within the text.
In a straw poll, most of our writers don't even know what a Fuckbuddy is.
Mind you, most of us thought Ashton Kutcher was a girl so it just goes to show that as a collective we know sweet fuck all about Ashton Kutcher or Fuckbuddies.
More when our Ashton Kutcher/Fuckbuddies correspondent gets back from vacation.