The late Michael Jackson, according to his dad Joe, has agreed to do his first movie since he died last year.
In the remake, "Bernie", who is a pop star, is accidentally beaten to death by a crazed chimp named Boobles.
It turns out that Boobles is extremely jealous over Bernie marrying the daughter of Rock & Roll legend, Jamie Brown. After Boobles catches sight of Bernie and Jamie Marie going at it, she goes berzerk and throttles Bernie.
Having left the cage door only partially locked and feeling guilty but greedy, Bernie's brothers try to hide the fact that Bernie has passed away.
From there it's fun all the way from Jamie Marie's brain damaged interviews on TV to Boobles climbing the Empire State Building holding onto a naked David Hasselhoff who keeps trying to eat a burger.
Michael as Bernie is the star, though, as the four brothers try to make everyone think that Bernie is still alive by using strings during dance numbers, so that they can make millions in re-released songs.
The movie has a great musical score, though Bernie does seem a bit stiff, even before he gets killed.