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Saturday, 20 March 2010

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'The Blind Side' Oscar winning actress Sandra Bullock, still reeling from revelations that husband, bike builder Jesse James conducted an affair with a tattooed lady has spoken out about the situation, according to our insider who has gained exclusive access to Sandra Bullock's gardener.

It seems that Sandra is deeply hurt and upset and that profuse public apologies from Jesse James have done little to defuse the potentially explosive situation.

The gardener described Michelle McGee, the tattooed model at the center of the controversy as a 'redneck neo-nazi skank' with no scruples and very little tattoo free flesh.

We were informed that McGee sports a nazi swastika tattoo and the initials WP - for 'White Power' among her multiplicity of Indian ink art, and that Sandra Bullock doesn't really approve of that sort of thing.

To find out more about tattoos we spoke to 72 year old Johnny Anchor, a tattooed man from Droitwich in the UK and he told us that as tattoo wearers got older and their skin crinkled up, their tattoos fade to blue-black smudges and look really crap, like bruises or something.

Sandra Bullock's gardener's mate confidently informed us that he expects Sandra to dump Jesse James, rise above all the wild west tattoo based nonsense and start dating a decent guy with a wild west name, like Bill Hickock, Wyatt Earp, or Roy Rogers.

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