Written by SPECTRUM

Print this

Saturday, 20 March 2010

image for Madonna is going out with Jesus

Madonna the former top girl in pop, is going out with Jesus. Her boyfriend and toyboy Jesus Luz was out with Madonna yesterday as she wore a dress that looked like a Dennis the Menace outfit.

Some observers say it was not a Dennis the Menace outfit, it was Minnie the Minx the female equivalent of the menace. Maybe in this case it should be Madge The Minx.

Madonna has taken to wearing stripes because her boyfriend Jesus does not like her to wear anything with crosses,well you would expect that from Jesus wouldn't you.

Former World Darts Champion Dennis The Menace Priestley who always wears his Dennis the Menace outfit when playing Darts thinks Madonna looks great in this outfit.

Make SPECTRUM's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!

Print this


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 1 multiplied by 5?

4 5 16 23

Go to top