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Saturday, 20 March 2010

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A football that was used in the movie Blind Side and which was autographed by Sandra Bullock and given to Prince Charles.

AUSTIN - This year's winner of The Best Actress Oscar, Sandra Bullock had initially cancelled her trip across the 'Pond' to attend the British premier of her movie Blind Side.

But upon consideration and after meeting with her three lawyers, she has stated that she will in fact make the trip to England afterall.

Bullock said that she owes it to all of the lovely British people who have supported throughout her career including the likes of the not very popular Ashley Cole, John Terry, Russell Brand, and even that tattooed floozy Amy Winehouse.

Sandra said that she received a call from Derek Hough saying that Cheryl Cole wanted for her to travel to Great Britain and that she wanted for her to stay with her in her huge mansion in Surrey.

Cheeza said that she wanted to give Bullock a few pointers on how to deal with a low-life, scummy, strange-yeast mill pokin' SOB.

She also said that she wants to show her appreciation for the fact that Sandra has chosen her (Cheryl) to sing the theme song to her next full length motion picture, the R-rated, Between A Rock And A Hardon.

Co-starring with Bullock will be Johnny Depp, Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Aniston, Jerry Springer, Betty White, and Grandma Lee.

Cheryl was told of Sandra's penchant for kissing women on the lips. She smiled and said that she would not have any problem with Sandra kissing her full on the mouth just as long as she doesn't try to get beyond third base.

To see close up photographs of Sandra Bullock kissing Meryl Streep, Paris Hilton, Ellen DeGeneres, Adam Lambert, and Michelle Obama right smack dab on the lips log on to www.liplockingwithsandrabullock.sux

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