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Friday, 19 March 2010

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According to a new article in "The Two", Lady Gaga told them about his boyhood days growing up in New York City.

"Those were great days. The other guys and me weren't a gang or part of a gang but we would slip up to Central Park and pull pranks on tourists all day. You should see how these rubes visiting the city would take us so seriously."

Lady Gaga then told us that there in this fun days is where he started putting people on.

"People will believe anything. I could have told everyone I was from Japan but had all these operations and grew six inches and they would fall for it."

Lady Gaga credits her/his success to early Glam Rockers like Little Richard right on through to David Bowie.

His inspiration for her songs and the way he does them comes from his "passion for fashion".

"I don't know what happened to us but there were six and three, including me, are doing these wild scenes. The other two are performing in Las Vegas among the show girls."

And are you a woman or a man?

"Get out your..uh..computer and look up "Lady Gaga Is A Man.com". See what YOU think. Can't hide it all the time you're performing."

"But I sure miss those early years in performing on the Lower East Side."

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