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Friday, 19 March 2010

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Celebrating After Showing

Whoa! Someone has their vampire shows mixed as several tabloids showed Robert Pattinson with Nina Dobrev on his arm headed to a private showing of a new movie and some TV episodes, where reporters weren't allowed inside.

However, "ushers", if you wish to call them that -more like Bouncers -can be bought and our reporter always has some extra cash for emergencies.

We'll call him 'Ralph' stated that the two were watching the last episode of the season of The Vampire Diaries show coming up in May.

"They certainly looked like more than friends but they mostly were serious as the lady apparently wanted Mr.Pattinson's advice on doing a part on the show."

We were wondering why Dobrev was wanting advice on her role from Pattinson, instead of Kristen Stewart.

"Oh, I don't think they get along very well. I mean, Ms. Dobrev and Ms. Stewart."

I wonder why?

The usher (Ralph) stated that they were watching him as much as he was watching them. "I guess they didn't want us to see anything but a couple of friends. But I've been in this game too long to be fooled. They have a relationship, alright. Exactly how close, I wouldn't venture to guess...for the $100 you gave me."

That's $200 for the UP2 treasurer, in case you're reading this. I'm Dan Hilliard.

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