Last night, on a flight to New Zealand, Lady Gaga found herself in a position with HER LEGS WIDE OPEN, and she definitely wasn't whistling Dixie!
She would NOT want YOU or anyone to SEE what she was doing!!!
But what happened will shock you as The Spoof REVEALS ALL about Amy and her LEGS-A-KIMBO pal Lady Gaga!!! The truth will give you hours of TITillation!! Not to mention much needed MALENESS!!!
Because en route to New Zealand, the monster haired one was enjoying a few hours well-earned face paint rest, when cabin crew noticed that the pressure was causing her shoes to expand uncontrollably. To prevent them causing injury, they ordered her to REMOVE THEM!!!
So the LEGGY ONE was faced with the embarrassment of having to remove her shoes. Due to cramped conditions and in-flight regulations, she couldn't reach them without SPREADING HER LEGS SO WIDE that everyone, including ROGER the pilot, got an eyeful.
HOLE in one! Welcome to the GAGALICIOUS world of Gaga!!!!
A flight attendant called Amy helped her remove the shoes.
An eye-witness said, "Amy helped Gaga take off her shoes. She was okay about it and went straight back to sleep."