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Topics: Tattoos, Peter Andre

Friday, 19 March 2010

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Andre re-brands

Aussie heart-throb, all round good guy and virtual saint, Peter Andre, has today announced he is to have a tattoo removed.

Speaking from a London clinic prior to the procedure Andre said, "I watched my ex-wife on TV recently when she said my name instead of her new husband's. I'll be honest with you guys, when I heard that I had a panic attack. It was like she still thinks we're together in her mind. Like this new guy is just some substitute for me. Frankly, it scared the shit out of me."

The tattoo, which Peter's ex-wife had branded onto Peter's backside as a wedding present reads, "Product Code HUSB#001".

Peter's manager commented, "Pete needs to take this step to prove to his ex-wife it doesn't matter how much she tries to make him jealous with her new husband, he isn't going back."

An anonymous glamour model in a kebab shop said, "I'm not she who shall not be named you know! Why are you writing stories about Peter Andre and not mentioning me!"

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