HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Sandra Bullock's personal hairdresser, Mr. Tabby of Topanga Canyon has reported that the Academy Award winning actress is quite upset over the revelations that her husband, Jesse James, allegedly had an intimate relationship with a woman who has 214 tattoos all over her body.
Mr. Tabby went on to say that Bullock has since learned that the "Tattoo Tart" was raised in the Amish religion. Bullock remarked that she had always heard that the Amish did not use modern day conveniences such as washing machines, stoves, refrigerators, cell phones, and other women's husband's dicks.
Bullock then remarked somewhat sarcastically that apparently tattoo needles have been around since the times of Adam and Eve, Moses, Noah, Cleopatra, and Cloris Leachman.
When asked if she had any words for her tattoo infatuated husband of five years, Bullock wiped a tear from her eye and said that she would love to give him a personal tattoo right now.
She was asked of what and where. The winner of the Best Actress Oscar responded by saying, "I want to give "Messy Jesse" a tattoo of my little itty bitty titties which would go great tattooed on his little itty bitty dinky ditty."
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