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Thursday, 18 March 2010

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The blouse is coming off, but will she suck your blood or kick your butt?

In an act of name dropping not seen in weeks, American Idol announced that Miley Cyrus will join Lady Gaga and Taylor Swift in a trio and perform on the American Idol Finale show. Additionally, there will be a performance by the Ninja Stripper Vampires, a singing group that takes off their clothes and bites some audience members in the necks while giving others roundhouse kicks to the face.

The Ninja Stripper Vampires are the latest YouTube sensation, as their video has over 36 million views in the first week. Scum Fishbait, lead singer for the group, said that "we named the group after popular stuff. Lots of people like Ninjas, lots of them like vampires, and everyone gets off on strippers. We're happy to come on American Idol, cuz we want Simon Cowell to tell us we're bloody awful; that's the kiss of success."

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