HOLLYWOOD - Sixteen-year-old Justin Bieber has just signed to appear with 17-year-old teen sensations Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez in a full-length motion picture entitled Plays Well With Others.
Bieber, who was born in Canada, has erupted onto the scene via the Internet. He has become the star of YouTube, Facebook, My Space, YoYoYo, MyTube, YourFace, and YourTubeSox.
Bieber will star as Timmy Timmons, the boyfriend of Miley Cyrus' character Tishy Tishafelli who is the best friend of Selena Gomez'es character Graciela Grakowitz. Through some kind of text-messaging mixup Grakowitz ends up stealing Timmons away from Tishafelli.
Tishafelli then falsely tells Graciela's mother Gretchen that Graciela has a tattoo of Sacha Baron Cohen tattooed on her left bun. Without giving too much of the plot away, Tishafelli suddenly disappears and ends up surfacing four months later in a kumquat outdoor market in Bratislava, Slovakia.
The film is rated PG and should be out in time for Arbor Day.
Justin Bieber has already recorded his first album on the T-Shirt Label entitled My World of Musical Notes. Three of the songs have already become bonafide hits. One of the songs was written by Shakira and is entitled "My Hips Are Armed And Dangerous."
Another song he recorded is one that was written by Clay Aiken entitled, "Hey Girl, That Strange Sounding Sound You Hear Is Just My Hormones Raging Like Hell."
And a third song was co-written for Bieber by American Idol's Kara DioGuardi and Ellen DeGeneres entitled, "I Long Ago Kissed The Gloss Off Of Taylor Swift's 8 By 10 Glossy."
Justin who was not named after Justin Timberlake credits the former N'Sync star with encouraging him to seek his dream. Unfortunately Bieber's dream was to be a defense attorney but that did not work out because Justin said that he would have a very hard time defending some SOB whom he knew was as plainfully guilty as the hundreds of freckles on Lindsay Lohan's face.
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