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Thursday, 18 March 2010

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A photo of Michelle "Bombshell" McGee. (Photo courtesy of Warren Beatty).

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - The 2010 winner of The Best Actress Award for her role in the film Blind Side, Sandra Bullock, has allegedly hit a speed bump on her marital road.

It appears that a woman identified as Michelle "Bombshell" McGee is claiming that her and Mr. Sandra Bullock, aka Jesse James were sitting around comparing tattoos while Sandy was off filming her award winning football movie in Georgia, Tennessee, and Dutch West Wakaboonka.

When Jesse was asked about the alleged tattooistic involvement he merely shrugged his shoulders and replied that since Sandra does not have any tattoos, or at least any that are visible, he decided to get together with a woman who has more tattoos than Amy Winehouse, Cher, Angelina Jolie, and Katie Couric all put together (214).

Jesse James, who yes admits that he is in fact related to the Old West outlaw Billy The Kid, wanted to point out something regarding him and Miss McGee.

He took a drink from his Lone Star Longneck Beer and said that just because he and the "Bombshell" were videotaped on several occasions in various degrees of basic nudity and rudimentary nakedness that it does not mean, by any stretch of the imaginative imagination that both were engaged in any form, or degree of sexual imbibing.

James, stated that it is just a matter of him being infatuated with the 200 plus tattoo's that the "Bombshell" possesses on her otherwise flawless body and simply having her point each one out and explain its significance.

He noted that other men would have wanted to get naked with her because of her gorgeously shaped tata's, or her long luscious legs, or even her nicely manicured landing strip and accompanying banger hangar. But he chose to get all naked and all with her because of her beautiful, professional, and for the most part somewhat tasteful tats (tattoos).

When Jesse's Academy Award winning wife was reached and asked to comment all that Sandra (Bullock) would say was that she saw a photo of Miss McGee aka the "Bombshell" and remarked that she looks like the trashy type of woman, that a man would almost need a haz-mat suit to get anywhere near, much less take a little scenic trip into her tuna tunnel.

SIDENOTE: So the way things look, they do not look good for Mr. Sandra Bullock, aka Jesse James, aka Stupid Jesse, aka Dumb Stupid Jesse, aka El Mas Estupido de Todos Los Estupidos (The Stupidest of all of the Stupidest).

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