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Wednesday, 17 March 2010

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In an article just released by our sister tabloid, 'The Tail's Trail', Lady Gaga blew everyone away by her comments when asked about 'Madussa'.

"Oh, you mean Old Slack Teats? Why she wants to display herself is her business but she has very little to display. People are not only tired of that old bod being pushed in front of them, they're getting nauseous", according to the article printed in this week's edition.

Lady Gaga mentioned the ridiculous props Madussa's gone through to make herself be seen. "She has to have a team of thinkers to come up with the next attention-drawing show because she can't sing. She never could sing!"

She then told 'The Tail's Trail' that Britney is heading in the same direction. That the entire Britney Circus Tour, with all the gadgets was to draw attention away from herself and be dazzled by the stage props.

"Any time I have to do something outrageous to get a little attention to my natural talent, you can begin calling me Madussa II. It's all for show. I may go starkers to my concert some time just to prove that I don't need any flashy gimmicks for MY stardom!"

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