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Monday, 5 April 2010

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L'Foreal must be quaking in their boots

Glamour model and businesswoman, Katie Price, has revealed she is to launch her own cosmetics brand, and will hire no other model than herself to promote the range.

It is reported that Katie has decided to press on with the range after she applied to be the face of L'Orael whilst Cheryl Cole was busy splitting up with her husband. The cosmetics giant dismissed her offer immediately in a statement saying ,"She is not right for us and most definitely not worth it".

At her daily Price conference, today held from her horse, Miss Price exclusively revealed, "Them snotty tossers turned me down point blank - their loss. I'll f*n show them - I'm bringing out a rival brand of cosmetics and beauty products and I WILL out-sell them within a year. That'll teach 'em to underestimate The Pricey!"

The brand, to be called L'Orange, will be on sale in all good pound shops shortly.

Alex Reid was unavailable for comment as he is undergoing extensive plastic surgery, as demanded by his contract with his new manager and wife.

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