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Tuesday, 16 March 2010

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Johnny Depp has found himself in deep water this morning at the filming of his new movie Willie Wonkies choccie factory 2.

The set which took 8 months to make, and was built entirely of chocolate and candy was found demolished this morning when the cast and crew came in to start filming.

Depp was found in middle of the half eaten set, coated in chocolate, and delirious due to the excessive sugar in his system drooling "I don't know what happened, I don't know what happened"

Depp has since been checked into the priory for treatment and warned that one more bite of chocolate could be his last.

Filming has ceased whilst a new set is made out of a chocolate substitute, faeces, to deter Depp when he has finished his treatment and filming commences.

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