Written by Abel Rodriguez
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Monday, 15 March 2010

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Lady Gaga's pet dog, Mr. Pecker.

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Lady Gaga's latest video for her song "Telephone" was shot at The Abbott and Costello Men's Prison located just outside of Ventura, California.

The nine minute video also stars Beyonce as Lady Gaga's BFF. Fox News reported that Lady Gaga wanted to put to rest once and for all the rumor that has been circulating throughout America, the United Kingdom, South American, and parts of Africa, that the "Lady" is not really a lady.

According to the runaway rumor Lady Gaga possesses a dinky dink which although not as big as Jon Gosselin or Sean Penn's '3-incher' is categorized as a taco tickler nonetheless.

A highly reliable, but of course unnamed, source has said that he was at the filming of the video "Telephone" and he saw with his very own eyes that when the scene that shows Lady Gaga's groin area was shot, the director used a female model who is one of the top female pudenda models in the U.S.

The unnamed but reliable source even gave the models name; Ida Goldenrain, 27, (38-26-38), of Milwaukee, Wisconsin.

Miss Goldenrain was reached at her email address and she adamantly denied that her crotch was used as a double for Lady Gaga's crotch. Goldenrain admitted that she has seen Lady Gaga totally naked on two different occasions. The first time was at a YMCA in Marina Del Rey four years ago, and the second time was at a Jack-in-The-Box womens restroom in Pacific Palisades.

Ida stated that she can say without a doubt that Lady Gaga does not possess a wienie or anything that even remotely resembles a winky or that even looks like Jon Gosselin's sad little 3-inch Vienna Sausage.

In an unrelated story. Condoleezza Rice, the former secretary of state, has denied rumors that she was involved in any way, shape, or form with Tiger Woods and his Golf Gate scandal.

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