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Sunday, 14 March 2010

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A celebrity edition of deal or no deal has been axed due to the contestants inability to answer the question.

Alex Reid, famous for being someone's boyfriend was first up, but failed to get past round one as each time Noel asked him "deal or no deal?" a lollipop in the audience piped up with "you ain't doin' no deal wivout my say so".

Tuesday's filming was not much better with "celebrity" Mark Croft, famous for being the husband of a "celebrity" coke head, when Noel asked him the question "deal or no deal", Croft awkwardly replied "not in front of the cameras mate"

Wednesday proved no better with "celebrity" Vanessa Peroncel, famous for shagging anything football related not even showing, she was, however, reportly seen leading Theo Walcott away by the hand as she bumped into him on a class field trip on her way to the studio.

The remaining two episodes were cancelled as the audience complained that Buster, Cheryl Cole's dog, and Rebekah Archer, hairdresser to the contestants weren't famous enough to take part.

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