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Saturday, 13 March 2010

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Katie Price hasn't won a style award

Up and coming movie mogul, Katie Price, has claimed a victory at the Total Class Style Awards ceremony in Dublin.

Despite not winning an award Miss Price said, "I don't care what them stuck up f*rs say in there. I'm THE most stylish person in the whole world and DON'T YOU F*N FORGET IT! No one messes with the Pricey!"

Professional friend to the star, Michelle Heaton, who accompanied Price to the awards dressed as Snow White, drooled, "I don't know why they didn't give Katie an award. She's one classy lady and in my eyes she's the real winner. I love her so much."

Others close to the glamour model were not so supportive of her case. The ghost and author that lives in Price's house tweeted, "Style? That's a bleedin' laugh. Have you seen the state of it? She's bleedin' orange!"

Alex Reid was STILL unavailable for comment as he is STILL missing.

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