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Friday, 12 March 2010

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Following the funeral after the tragic death of her son, Marie Osmond returned to the stage that night to perform with her brother, Donny, in Las Vegas.

"I had to get out and shake a leg or I was going crazy", Marie told "The Blues Funk" magazine. Still quite a shapely leg at that.

The two siblings performed for a sold-out crowd, as Marie dedicated the concert to her late child, saying: "The way Osmonds survive is we keep singing. That's what we want to do tonight. Kick up our heels a bit. I know my son would want that and this show is for him."

Marie's brother asked for some applause for his sister and what she has been through.

The couple then began singing "Don't Eat The Yellow Snow", one of Marie's son's favorites as she allowed the tears to flow freely.

In between numbers, the couple teased each other about appearing on "Dancing With The Stars".

Next up was "Oral Hygiene", followed by "Please Mr. Flasher" and "Latex Rider", which brought the audience to their feet.

Concluding with "Twenty Naked Pentecostals In A Runaway Toyota" and "The Millie Vanilli/ Chilli Willie Blues" Donnie kindly stepped aside and allowed his sister do a final tear jerker, "Fire Ants Ate The Grave Diggers".

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