Written by Jo Dash

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Topics: Corey Haim

Friday, 12 March 2010

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Haim's "prescription" drugs

Conflicting reports are emerging around American "actor" Corey Haim. Haim is apparently alive and well.

Journalists claim Haim staged his own death as he was upset he was not famous enough.

However, close family and friends state that expensive prescription drugs have been keeping Haim alive for the last 8 years, once he had run out of money, he ran out of drugs, he ran out of being capable of living.

Now royalties have started pouring in following his "death", as per his last wishes they had bought and administered him a final dose of his medication which brought him whirring back into life.

Haim's family have now requested that the public continue to idolise him in life as they did in death to keep him in the life he became accustomed to.

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