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Friday, 12 March 2010

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"Do It To It..Yes! Yes! Awwwwk!"

Cheryl Cole says that a family parrot handed down to her from her great grandmother who recently died at 102, is freaking her out.

"He does all these voices of dead people from our family. The bird must be at least 80-90 years old and it remembers everybody that has been around it during that time," she stated from her home. Apparently friends have been stating that she had been acting odd lately and she wanted to clear the air.

Cheryl says that it's eerie at night if she forgets to cover the cage.

"One night I heard a strange voice saying 'I'm coming in there after youuuuu' and I finally recognized Uncle Harry's voice and realized that I had left the cover off the cage. By that time I had already called 911. They weren't too happy about the incident. I think Uncle Harry used to say that to scare me before he came in to pick me up. I must have been 2 years-old at that time."

Cheryl is trying to unload the parrot to another member of the family but no one wants it.

"I now know why. My great grandmother must have had a lot of boyfriends and they go at it all day in there. I have to shut the door when any friends come over.'

'Friends come over...over'

"Now it's doing me. It's like having a demented twin hid in the basement."

'I'mmmmmmmmmm coming in there to Beeeep you!'

I guess that did it. We were shown the door and later saw her carrying a cage to a pet store.

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