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Saturday, 13 March 2010

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A photo that was taken in 1913, of the Titanic's sister ship the HMS Titanikki, which sunk in 1924, and was a gay ship.

PETALUMA, California - One of the Disney Channels most popular singer/actresses Brenda Song has signed to appear in the oceanic film Titanic 2 - Please Pass The Iceberg Lettuce."

The 21-year-old Song will join Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslett, who both appeared in the original movie Titanic.

The motion picture which will be produced by Bellanino Terrabini will be filmed entirely on location in the North Atlantic city of Hofn, Iceland, which is the home of Kate Winslett's paternal grandmother Ida Winslett, 101.

The plot of the movie deals with Titanic salad bar attendee Monica Du Vuphish, 21, who falls in love with the ships anchor painter Miles Milligan, who is 47, and old enough to be her father, although her real father it turns out is the Titanic's official wine taster Omar Skrunksen.

Brenda said that she is really looking forward to working with both DiCaprio and Winslett whom she remembers watching up on the big screen at the tender age of only six months.

Brenda said that her own personal favorite movie is the 1997 film in which she starred, at the age of 8, Leave It To Beaver. Two years later, at the age of 10, she starred in the sequel Leave It To Beaver 2 - Snatched In The Nick of Time.

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