Fans of American Idol, America's Got Talent, and Britain's Got Talent will get another choice in the line-up of shows offered by the diminutive Ryan Seacrest and his butch partner Simon Cowell. The producers of TV's most popular reality-based talent shows have announced they have given the go ahead for the judges of these popular shows to give it a go on their own.
Ellen Degeneres and Sharon Osbourne will launch their spin-off, entitled "America's Got Lesbians" this Spring, just in time for the new S&M fashion lineup.
The talent show will feature lesbians, naked contortionists, and assorted escapees from circus freak shows across America. Contestants will demonstrate their sexual hang-ups for a panel of judges featuring Ellen Degeneres, Rosie O'Donnell, Sharon Osbourne, and Fraulein Freida, head dominatrix from the Hellhouse Bordello of Pain in lower Manhattan.
Contestants will begin with a free form audition where they can do just about anything their sick little minds can conceive," said Piers Morgan. "Once they are passed along to the next round, they'll have to do something much more strenuous, such as bring Rosie to orgasm."