HOLLYWOOD - The Bachelor Jake Pavelka who is one of this years celebrity contestants on Dancing With The Stars has been paired off with blonde professional dancer Chelsie Hightower.
It is being reported by an inside source that Jake is so smitten with the gorgeous Chelsie that he has twice asked reporters "Vienna who?"
Pavelka, like last years dopey looking bachelor Jason Mesnick, has also become nothing more than a publicity hound. Jake has even tried to get on America's Got Talent as a stand up comedian.
America's Got Talent judge Piers Morgan apparently vetoed that idea saying that he did not want anyone appearing on the show who was stupid enough to have chosen a woman with the horrific attitude of the woman he chose Vienna Girardi.
Pavelka still insists that he made the right choice which is kind of like saying that Tiger Woods made a slight oversight in poking about half a dozen good-looking blondes who are now trying to get part of his $800 million.
The shows producer Bernadette Penderlecki was asked why she decided to choose such a stupid person as Jake Pavelka, an individual who picked a woman that 98.3 percent of the American people hate and cannot stand to even look at.
Girardi has been described as a 5 foot 7 inch pumpkin. Her eyes are evil-looking and she has the personality of a semi-colon key.
Vienna has got to be without a doubt the biggest con artist to come down the pike since P.T. Barnum, Bernie Madoff, and George "WMD" Bush.
Penderlecki said that she chose Pavelka as a last minute substitution for Hulk Hogan who was asked to drop out because he insisted on wearing his yellow wrestling shorts instead of the various dance outfits that he would be wearing each week.
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