Sir Elton John, one of the greatest rock stars of all time with over 250 million records sold as of the end of last year, made a startling statement yesterday to "The Blue Rock" Music Magazine.
In the summer of 1957 when Elton was only ten years old, he said that he was asleep in his bedroom at his parents house when some flashing lights came into his window. Being a curious young man by nature, Elton ran to the open window AND WAS DRAWN UP INTO A SPACESHIP!
Sir Elton, with tears in his eyes then described the short big-headed aliens that have ben described by other victims and their stories dismissed, so John had decided never to tell.
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"The creatures kept me strapped to a bed like those in operating rooms and ha removed all my clothing", he continued. "Then they turned me over on my stomach and began probing my butt. It hurt quite a bit but then, not so bad."
He went on to describe his first show of manhood on the craft.
"The next thing I knew I was back in my bed. My butt was sore and I've had dreams of them ever since. Ironically, wet ones."
Sir Elton concluded with saying that he doesn't care who believes him or not, but that's his story and he's sticking to it.