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Topics: Summer, Live Aid

Monday, 6 December 2004

With the sucess of the recent band aid 20 single currently number one in the uk chart , the creator sir bob geldolf has unvailed plans for live aid 20 due to rock the world in summer 2005 , sir bob insits it will be just as good if not better than the lfirst live aid back in 1985 claiming that music these days is far more sophisticated intelligiant and classier than the bad fashion poodle perm 80,'s at a press conference today bob said "yeah the first live aid was okay at one point it could have gone either way a big sucess or a top turkey of an event ,but live aid part deux! as its gonna be called will rock the arse of your gran ,its gonna be that bleedin good "
Just hours after geldolfs announcement of band aid 2 dozens of bands have thrown their hats into the ring to be on the prestige and historic lineup the acts are diverse -as nu-metal meatheads limp bizkit -to boyband busted , hair metal gods the darkness and cockney folk superstars chas and dave
Of course the best band on the day from the first live aid were queen , and with the help of the cgi team weta workshop who created gollum from the lord of the rings , will perform with a cgi created freddy mercury , A spokesmen for weta said " when we heard that they were gonna do another live aid me and our senior techician who are massive queen fans knew they have to be there , but we didnt want some prat like george michael , filling in for the late great freddy so we are starting work on a cgi freddy to perform with the rest of the band on the big day .
Geldolf also threw the book at u2 singer bono saying " bono thinks he can steal my crown as rocks mr dogooder think again! , who came up with that song ? who concieved live aid? , shaking hands with heads of state doesnt make you a dogooder bono"

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