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Wednesday, 10 March 2010

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A UFO space alien named Uffie that resides in the International UFO Museum and Research Center.

ROSWELL, New Mexico - Miley Cyrus was in town visiting The International UFO Museum & Research Center with her boyfriend Liam Hemsworth.

A reporter with The Roswell Daily Chronicle asked her about her soon-to-be-released movie "The Last Song." Miley said that she was really excited about the movie since it is paying her more money than she has ever made before.

Cyrus, who is only 17 years old remarked that with the money she now has, she could easily buy all of Idaho, Montana, and most of New Jersey.

She was asked if she really wanted to buy most of New Jersey. She smiled and asked what was wrong with New Jersey.

When told that all of New York City's sewage waste ends up in New Jersey, Miley changed her mind and said that in that case she would have to pass on buying most of New Jersey.

The Hannah Montana star revealed that she has never ever been happier with a guy than she is with Liam. She said that the one thing she loves about him more than anything else is his Australian accent.

She was asked what else she liked about him. She grinned and replied that he is a good singer, a fairly good guitar player, and he knows more kangaroo jokes than any guy she has ever dated.

Miley was asked about the rumors that her and Liam are secretly engaged. She blushed, put down her coconut donut, and stated that it is true that Liam and her are secretly engaged, but they do not want her father, Billy Ray Cyrus, to know because he will only say that Liam is just after her money which she says he has told her is not the case.

SIDENOTE: Liam may not be after her money, but he has readily accepted the 2010 Lamborghini Murcielago that she gave him for Valentine's day. And the 2010 Hummer, the 2010 Porsche, and the 2010 Rolls Royce in the colors of the Australian flag.

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