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Tuesday, 9 March 2010

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Lady Gaga was on her hobby horse again about how the "Little Tart" Miley Cyrus is making young performers look bad in the music and film industry.

"What can people like me and Adam Lambert and others do to keep this young lady from making a fool of us all? She's getting us all accused of being like her when that's the farthest thing from our minds?"

Lady Gaga pointed out those early photos of Miley in the magazine when she was "about 15". Then she went on to describe her stripper performance with the pole act during the awards show.

"Television audiences see that sort of thing and they brand us all with being the same. Her dad needs to settle that young lady down and give her a good talking to."

Lady Gaga then started in with the boyfriends.

"First the Gomer Brothers...then she had Justin Gaston living at her family residence. Lately it's been Liam Hemsworth. Who next?"

Lady Gaga was clearly embarrassed as she told these things to our Ass Reporter, Dan Hilliard who had to look away at times.

"Personally I agree with Lady Gaga and a later interview with Adam Lambert had some other embarrassing stories", stated Hilliard. "These two, and several other's reputations have been ruined and it's not their fault. Not everyone here in Hollywood should be compared to Ms.Cyrus."

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