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Friday, 5 March 2010

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Wrong kind of snake....and not a plumber's snake either

Recording artist Stevie Wonder is one of the most famous blind musicians of all time, joining such greats as Ray Charles and Country Singer Ronnie Milsay. He is an inductee of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and winner of the Presidential Medal of Freedom.

In an exclusive interview, Wonder admitted that his one-eyed trouser snake is blind also. "You mean you folks can see out of those things too? You can get a bird's eye view of girls down there?"

"I guess that I have missed more than I thought by not having any eyesight."

"The next thing that you are going to tell me is that mothers really do have eyes in the back of their heads."

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