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Friday, 5 March 2010

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Amy's ex-husband, Blake Fielder-Civil says that if Amy will get into rehab and get herself off any drugs, that he's willing to give their marriage another shot. Well, maybe shot is not the best word in this case.

"Amy knows I still care for her but she has got to straighten up or her life and career are over. We can help each other. She wasn't always like this."

Amy, on her part says that she will try the rehab if Blake wants her to, but that she is off the drugs and has been for some time.

"My problem with drugs is over", she reportedly told a tabloid. "I've taken the cure. The thing that I need to work on now is my drinking. I get off the drugs but I'm still into drinking. We start the ceremony now and I'd fall on my ass."

So, if she's able to stand up for the ceremony, it looks like the couple are getting back together.

"Blake drinks too much too. Maybe we can stagger down the aisle for the wedding and rehab together for a lovely honeymoon", suggested Winehouse.

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