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Thursday, 4 March 2010

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A Piranha Spawning. Or Something.

We'd heard the rumours, now we've seen the movie, and we can conclusively confirm that Oscar winning Director James Cameron's directorial debut was a piece of absolute crap.

The director's 'monsterpiece', Piranha 2: The Spawning features acres of naked female flesh, bad dialogue, terrible production values, wooden acting and outsized rubber flying piranha fish that attack people, reducing their victims to a bloody pulp in seconds.

Life hasn't always been a bed of Titanic Avatars for the now highly respected director and it just goes to confirm the truth of the old saying that if you fuck something up often enough it'll all come right in the end.

More as we get it.

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