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Thursday, 4 March 2010

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Forget Brangelina, Hollywood's new kids on the block Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have been earmarked by Janus Film Productions Inc to star in yet another pointless remake.

Janus Films is hoping to start production of a pointless remake of classic weepie 'Love Story' with R Patz and K Stew taking over the roles immortalized by Ryan O'Neil and Ali McGraw in the big screen version of Erich Segal's novel.

Producers hope that R Patz and K Stew will bring something fresh and new to the film but short of a bar of soap, a clean towel and a can of deodorant spray we can't for the life of us understand what it will be.

More as we get it.

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