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Wednesday, 3 March 2010

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CEO of Manifold Movie Corp, Solomon D Judgement announced today that the as yet untitled upcoming Three Stooges movie would feature unknown actors in the leading roles.

The corporation, which recently enjoyed huge success with its reworkings of 'The Three Faces Of Eve' and 'The Two Faces Of Doctor Lao' is believed to be against using Hollywood headliners such as Robert Pattinson, Johnny Depp, Taylor Lautner and Samuel L Jackson for accounting reasons.

The logic appears to be, why pay megabucks when you can pick out three idiots who'll do the same job for nothing?

Following the same business plan, the Manifold Movie Corp has announced that it will shortly be moving to Scotland because it's cheaper than Hollywood.

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