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Saturday, 6 March 2010

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Jon Gosselin signing the monthly child support payment.

CHICAGO - PlayChick Magazine, which is one of the leading women's magazine's in the nation has stated that they have made Jon Gosselin an offer of $21,000 to pose naked in their magazine.

When his ex-wife Kate heard about it, she replied "$21,000! My goodness that only comes out to $7,000 an inch."

Ever since Hailey Glassman revealed that Jon's penis measures three inches he has virtually been in seclusion. A good friend of Jon's pointed out that the news of Jon's "little bitty Jon" could not come at a worst time of the year."

When asked to explain, the unnamed friend stated, "Well it is wintertime and that means that it is extremely cold, and that means that Jon's three inch pecker could go down to somewhere around two inches due to the extreme cold."

Since Jon's ex-girlfriend Hailey Glassman first mentioned about Jon's "3 inch" winky, Jon has been keeping a very low profile.

His ex-wife, King Kate recently revealed to Larry King on Live With Larry King that she used to just tell Jon to be sure and tell her when he was done so that she could get up and get dressed and tend to the kids.

More as this story develops or maybe doesn't develop.

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