LOS ANGELES - Entourage Pictures in association with Universal Pictures has just announced that Charlie Sheen of Two and a Half Men fame will star and direct in the Marlengo Garigliano produced film Mumbai Ménage a Trois
Charlie Sheen will co-star with his ex-wife Denise Richards, and longtime friend Lindsay Lohan.
Mr. Sheen who is facing all kinds of charges ranging from first-degree littering in the Rocky Mountains to stealing a snowmobile in Colorado and driving it to Los Angeles has said that he has secured the services of one of the best lawyers west of Arizona's Grand Canyon, Vincent Coverletter, 83.
The 44-year-old Sheen said that Coverletter charges $700 an hour but he is worth it.
Charlie's wife, Brooke Allen, is battling several strong addictions.
Some of these include addictions to iceberg lettuce, chewing gum, soap operas, aspartame, Egg McMuffins, and table salt.
Brooke is also facing some individual charges of her own ranging from purchasing illegal eye-liner to selling counterfeit Revlon lipsticks.
Sheen said that he and his wife need to start filming the movie as soon as possible because at $700 an hour they are both going to have one hellacious attorney bill.
Charlie did say that his dad actor Martin Sheen has offered to lend him $18,000 and his brother Emilio Estevez has offered to lend him $7,000. Two and a Half Men co-star Jon Cryer has told Charlie that he can lend him at least $900.
SIDENOTE: Charlie Sheen has said that he is planning on selling his ¼ percent ownership in the minor league baseball team the Modesto Earthquakers.