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Tuesday, 2 March 2010

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Former President George Bush says that he misses "Monkey" shows on TV and has purchased all the episodes to watch over and over again.

"Monkey reminds me a lot of myself", stated Bush. "For instance he can see what none of the others see. That's like me and those Weapons of Mass Destruction. I was the only one to see them but they were right there if anyone really looked."

Also, Monkie had an assistant who helped him find his way around in the outside world.

"That was Cheney. He was the best. Like Stottlemeyer. Of course there was Condoleeza with the wipes. Only, ahem, the wipes were not for my hands."

Other top shows the former president loves and watching over and over again:

1 SpongeBob Squarepants

2. Gilligan's Island Reruns

3. Film of Al Gore admiting he had lost in 2000.

4. Three Stooges

5. The hanging of Saddam Hussein, "every time Dad comes over."

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