Clint Eastwood is upset and thinks that the legalization of drugs in California has gone too far. After throwing a temper tantrum on the subject for twenty minutes, he got off of his high horse and asked "...and just who the Hell gave my palamino marijuana?" the stoned horse was somewhat glassy eyed and unable to return to the corral by himself.
An inspection of the stables revealed that several horses were high, causing them to request hemp blankets and to light the building with lava lamps and black lights. A few horses also admitted to having the munchies and one asked where he could pick up a dime bag.
This caused severe anger in Eastwood, as he demanded that the horses receive treatment before any dropped acid, snorted coke, or went out and purchased a bong.
Blame was finally laid on a San Francisco native, who was wearing stoner gear and rode to the ranch on a skateboard. His only response to the allegations was "Gnarly," followed by "Yo, Dude."